Crotchduster - Big Fat Box of Shit

posted by EJ, Friday October 29, 2004 @ 10:43:42 PM

Artist: Crotchduster (www.crotchduster.com)
Album: Big Fat Box of Shit
Release Date: October 5, 2004
Label: Willowtip Records



Rating: 10/10

Recommended tracks: Big Top Williams, Let Me into Starfishland, Mammal Sauce, Jogging in Hell, Stars Ingenious Cooter, Crotchopus

What would you get if you put EVERY style of metal, pop vocalizations, rapping, video game music, a barber shop quartet, dance music, parodies of such artists as Megadeth, Slayer, and System of a Down, surf music, the theme from Fletch, funk, acoustic passages, doo wop, a newscast about an angered redneck, movie previews, and guest appearances by John Tardy of Obituary and Richard Christy of Death/Burning Inside/a zillion other bands on a single CD?
Answer: THE GREATEST CD TO EVER COME OUT!

I really do not know who to compare Crotchduster to, aside from that band People who was on Relapse back in the early 90s. You get 9 tracks of extremely well produced insanity here, the last being a 14 and a half minute long Crotchopus.

My only beefs with this grand disc are that it?s too short, and none of the songs are clean enough to play on the air. Maybe Willowtip could issue out a radio-friendly version, although every fourth word would get zapped.

HAIL CROTCHDUSTER!!!


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